When Missouri libraries compete, everybody wins.
Bwahahahahaha. Your misplaced confidence amuses us.
I would like to say that under the categories of top 5 participants I believe Joplin will blow you away. I alone have 314 books for the year so far and we still have 4 months to go BWHAHAHA!!! Plus, unless a natural disaster hits you, that's another category that we will dominate you. So, we'll get you yet, my pretties.
I'm a fan of cow bell too.